Inspired by Clown School.

In the most reasonable understanding of Einstein's relativity, the hours went by in an ease which was not surprising. Interestingly, I could have sat on a stove that entire time and remained transfixed. No pain could distract me. How could it compete? It couldn't, the only candle to be held would be an identical flame. And so I wait until the next moments, eager to devour even the smallest seconds to feed the appetite of this starving psyche.